Our Approved Products

Click on the products below to be taken to their Amazon page, then read their reviews. I don't think corporate wants me to say this, but these reviews are funnier than the stuff we write. Except for the bit about Private Johnson urinating himself with a landmine attached to his penis. That was objectively funny. Oh, did I mention if you order one of these items, you can leave your own review for future generations to enjoy?

  • The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Shirt

    “The wolf powers were so strong I had to slowly adjust to wearing it. I would just let the shirt rest on top of my head a few minutes at a time for the first couple of days. I finally gathered up the courage to put it over my head and then wore it around my neck for about a week. Then I put my right arm through, a week later my left, then finally pulled it down to cover my gut. At that moment I achieved my full wolf power.”

  • Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

    “The undercoating was loose and the rivets incorrectly sized but the legs were at least......oh wait. Wrong product. My bad. The banana slicer is a work of art, the curves well formed and pleasing to the eye, colorful but not distracting or gaudy, creates a sense of carefree whimsy in the room. We have it hanging above the couch to give our home that bit of added class. I understand it also cuts bananas or something?”

  • Molezu Horse Head Mask

    “What can I say about this that hasn't already been said about the wheel or penicillin. It's a life changer. My husband and I have incorporated the horse head mask into our lovemaking. Consider this marriage saved. Coincidentally, my hepatitis is gone now. Staggering value. Big thumbs up.”

These products don’t have funny reviews like the ones above. They are simply great products that we recommend. Click on the link to learn more about them or to purchase.

  • Tina Fey "Bossypants" Paperback

    “Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.”

  • 642 Things to Write About

    “A collection of 642 outrageous and witty writing prompts: Banish writer's block with 642 Things to Write, a fun and playful journal that invites inspiration with plenty of space to write it all down. Brimming with entertaining exercises, this writing prompt journal is sure to get the creative juices flowing.”

  • 642 Tiny Things to Write About

    "These prompts come from the creative minds of the San Francisco Writers' Grotto, and while the group has put out a few different kinds of these journals, this one is especially good if you're looking for a quick way to jump-start your mind and get inspired."

    -Buzzfeed

  • Hemingway Pencil Cup

    “I'm a writer. When I saw this, I had to have it. It's a quality piece with attention to detail, larger than I thought it would be, and heavier too. It holds all my tools (pens, red pens, highlighter, scissors) nicely, and sits on my 1940's desk, next to my 1950's typewriter, where I hammer out my 2000's stories.”

  • A Very Punchable Face: A Memoir

    “From growing up in a family of firefighters on Staten Island to commuting three hours a day to high school and “seeing the sights” (like watching a Russian woman throw a stroller off the back of a ferry), to attending Harvard while Facebook was created, Jost shares how he has navigated the world like a slightly smarter Forrest Gump.”

  • PILOT G2 Premium Pens

    “THE IDEAL PEN FOR OVERACHIEVERS: The smooth writing, long-lasting Pilot G2 Premium Gel Ink Pen features a comfortable rubber grip, & is available in ultra fine, extra fine, fine, & bold point.” It’s just a great pen for writing your ideas.